Final 2009 League Tables
| Div 1 Teams | P | W | D | L | F | A | Diff | Pts |
| Pants | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 296 | 245 | 51 | 8 |
| Knockers & Knackers | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 283 | 259 | 24 | 6 |
| Over It Goes | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 289 | 270 | 19 | 4 |
| Farts | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 273 | 246 | 27 | 2 |
| Ball Bashers | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 226 | 347 | -121 | 0 |
| Div 2 Teams | P | W | D | L | F | A | Diff | Pts |
| Lost Boyz | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 281 | 199 | 82 | 8 |
| DHS | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 327 | 299 | 28 | 6 |
| BSOD | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 236 | 269 | -33 | 4 |
| VB Heaven Volley Hell | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 274 | 287 | -13 | 2 |
| Blockheed Martins | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 266 | 330 | -64 | 0 |
| Div 3 Teams | P | W | D | L | F | A | Diff | Pts |
| Moody Blues | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 331 | 229 | 102 | 6 |
| East Hants Fancy Pants | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 292 | 268 | 24 | 6 |
| Beach Club Returns | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 300 | 295 | 5 | 4 |
| Insert Funny Team Name Here | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 272 | 325 | -53 | 2 |
| Mustn't Fumble | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 267 | 345 | -78 | 2 |
| Div 4 Teams | P | W | D | L | F | A | Diff | Pts |
| Slamdog Millionaires | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 362 | 258 | 104 | 6 |
| Dodgy Bhajis And The Pompeydoms | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 343 | 268 | 75 | 6 |
| Who Spiked My Drink | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 367 | 304 | 63 | 6 |
| All The Gear No Idea | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 273 | 384 | -111 | 2 |
| Fun With Balls | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 267 | 398 | -131 | 0 |
| Div 5 Teams | P | W | D | L | F | A | Diff | Pts |
| Court Napping | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 334 | 285 | 49 | 8 |
| Average Joes | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 342 | 322 | 20 | 6 |
| Pete's Midgets | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 254 | 254 | 0 | 2 |
| Team Rocket | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 322 | 356 | -34 | 2 |
| South Hants Invaders | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 248 | 283 | -35 | 2 |